Our last full week in Tana has come to an end, and as March approaches, we are close to entering the second “module” of our time here in Madagascar. I have never been this shocked to see time fly by so quickly, and one of my biggest struggles with adjustment is actually reconciling that I only have 2 more months left in this country. In order to better reflect on my experience, I have compiled a semi-serious list of the things I have learned or observed while in Tana:
1) During our first week in Madagascar, some of my friends dubbed the gaping holes in the sidewalk “Vazah Traps”. As you walk along the sidewalk, there will all of the sudden be a massive human sized hole that if you aren’t careful, you will plummet into and crush your legs. I have recently learned that vazah traps are the least of my worries. I, the special Vazah that I am, can’t even manage the normal parts of the road. Just yesterday, I stepped wrong on a totally flat road and almost plummeted head first onto the ground, to the amusement of several street vendors and two of my classmates. New goal of this trip: learn how to walk.
2) Learning to speak two languages at the same time makes your English worse, which is not necessarily an indicator that you are progressing in the other languages. When I arrived in Madagascar, I felt pretty confident in my ability to communicate in my first language. Now I keep saying things like “I have fear” or “the weather does hot”. Therefore, I am tacking “anglais” onto the end of “miteny Malagasy sy Frantsay kely aho” (I speak only a little Malagasy and French).
3) I should invest in some sort of inter-tube as a mode of transport. Living in the flat part of Tana means that when it rains, all of the water in the city flows down from the petite mountains, and into my alleyway. I have come home thrice in the past week to a fairly significant flood that I was forced to traverse in utter darkness. And, quite frankly, I don’t want to know what is in that water.
4) Spiders are actually capable of being a lot larger than I first imagined. Enough said.
5) Along the same lines, cockroaches tend to be bigger and badder at night. Last night I used to facilities at approximately 3am, and was joined by three rather colossal critters that seemed to observe me with mild interest as they scurried around the bathroom floor and sink. Note to self, a few drinks out on the weekend works not only as a social lubricant, but also as an insect-fear deterrent. Never in my life have I willingly sat a foot away from a creature that would survive the world apocalypse.
6) Mosquito nets really only work if you don’t seal mosquitos in with you at night. Unfortunately, you are just as likely if not more so to be bitten if you confine yourself in a small space with one or more little bitters. Also, wearing repellent on your arms and legs does not prevent them from biting you through your clothes, or going straight for your neck.
All silliness aside, I am pretty bummed to be leaving Tana, which is surprising given that I usually don’t enjoy capital cities as much as other regions. I am actually considering coming back here for my independent study project, and was happy today when my host family told me they want me to live with them for the last month of the program instead of me renting a room or heading to another part of the country. Thankfully my broken French hasn’t impeded my ability to laugh or be laughed at, which makes for more pleasant company. We all went to the zoo this afternoon and had a great time looking at the lemurs and crocodiles (one of which consumed an employee’s hand last week during feeding time). All in all, I couldn’t have asked for a better experience.
On a completely different note, there will be a brief hiatus in my blogging this upcoming week, as I am headed out on our groups “village stay.” Basically, each member of our group is placed in a different village that surrounds a town called Tsiromandidy, and we are on our own for 6 days to cope with no electricity, running water, and most likely a “sleeping mat that may or may not be infested with fleas,” as our director Roland described. I am slightly apprehensive the prospect of critters attacking me, but other than that I am quite excited to step out of my comfort zone and live life mora, mora for a few days. We will have no class time for the week, and our only assignment is to observe and understand a different way of life. Most interestingly, our village host families most likely do not speak any French, which means that communication is going to be significantly more challenging than what I am used to. I am hoping that the smattering of Malagasy that I have learned will be enough to convey the basics, but it will certainly be an experience to grow from!
As always, I send my love and best wishes to everyone at home and abroad and will update post-village! Now it’s le temp pour sakafo!